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20 replies by programmers, when their programs do not work.

“That’s weird…”
“It’s never done that before.”
“It worked yesterday.”
“How is that possible?”
“It must be a hardware problem.”
“What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?”
“There is something funky in your data.”
“I haven’t touched that module in weeks!”
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